Many of you may have read this already, but I can’t resist posting it here. I “borrowed” it from LadyDusk, who got it from Ian’s Messy Desk. I’ve never seen this before, but it is on almost 500 sites on the-internet-according-to-Goooogle.
Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
1b) The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2a) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2b) The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3a) The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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