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11:05 PM, Saturday, October 22, 2005
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All Hail, Great Roach Killer

Dead Baby Roach It dashed in front of me, lightning fast. I looked around desperately for something to smash it with and could only see towels. My poor hand. *retches* I could feel it twitching for a while. *runs around screaming* I can’t believe I did that. *gags* I wanna cut my hand off. And the smell. Why do they smell kinda metallic? Argh.

This is the third cockroach we’ve had in the apartment in fourteen years. I think it came in through the vent like the other ones.

“All Hail, Great Roach Killer” has been splattered on 8 times.


  • That’s just a weird blog entry, especially considering the pause for a photo op.


  • Funny how in the midst of your retching ordeal you had the presence of mind and the patience to grab the camera….


  • Well, it was horridly gross, but it was kinda fascinating, too. Even after its half-squishment, you could see it was fearfully and wonderfully made, with all the little parts quivering. Too bad cockroaches are evil (like cats), or I wouldn’t have wanted to kill it.


  • that put me off my nashi fruit, emeth. hey, nice blog BTW. is this how you comment on a blog post? i’ve never done it before.


  • Yes, buddy. Your first comment worked wonderfully. And aren’t nashi just yummy beyond compare? I missed them in Moscow…. I love pears, too, but they just aren’t the same.

    *salutes Miwaza*


  • Someday, if we get to meet in person again (which I certainly hope happens - I see your brothers more than I see you), remind me to tell you my “dreadfully huge, yucky bugs in India” story. :p

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