Monthly Archive: February 2006

Marlene Dietrich’s Words of Wisdom
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 am that matter.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.

French Thieves
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
(And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this.)

Piercings
Ears in Deuteronomy 15:17 … hands and feet and side in John 19-20. I suddenly feel a weird connection. Pierced slave to pierced Saviour?














