I am happy to say that I am a member of Trinity Church in Tri Cities (Richland, Kennewick, Pasco), Washington, and that my church has a brand spanking new website as of today. Yay! Go take a look at it. I can’t stop staring at it. It has a feed and a mailing list and everything.

I am also really happy to say that the church started weekly communion last week. Double yay! It seems like a miraculous change. I can’t believe it yet. I can’t believe I’ll go tomorrow and I can take communion. But in a sense, it’s even more depressing than not having communion hardly at all, because now every week, I have to take communion and my baby girl isn’t allowed to. It hurts like hellfire reserved for those God has cut off from Him. We’ll just have to see how long it takes before they start allowing the little children to come unto Him. It’s so hard to wait.

You won’t have to wait long for pictures of the handsome elders, though. I think there is going to be a photo shoot tomorrow.

Everything will be better someday … after I’m dead. I’m a pessimistic postmillennialist.