
This Week’s Tweets
- cannot understand why Rinah keeps saying so earnestly, “Daddy peed on the couch, Mama, Daddy peed on the couch.” #
- is listening to her son gargle his drool. #
- is surprised that Rinah is saying, “Let’s go upstairs and lie down.” She must be really tired from the long walk. The dog is tired, too. LOL #
- @orangehairedboy happy birthday! :) in reply to orangehairedboy #
- is trying to think of all the things she has done in her life that she does NOT regret … will let you know how that goes. LOL. #
- wishes Rinah would stop crying and fall asleep. #
- is glad Rinah is singing about Daddy and Doddy (Dodgy) but wishes she would hurry up and fall asleep. #
- Girl and Dog are asleep. Now just need to get Boy down. #
- just sheared her son of his glorious hair and is very sad. #
- hates herself for what she did to her son’s head. #
- has a husband-in-law. #
- loves it when her little boy snuggles up to nurse, crossing his legs and tucking his toes into her arm. #
- slept incredibly soundly last night. #
- is cooking with Rinah on the counter “helping,” the boy caressing my left leg and the dog licking the toes on my right foot. #
- Rinah is saying, “I wanna take a picture of my eyes, Mama. I want the camera.” When that didn’t work, “I wanna write words, Mama.” #
- does not know how to comfort Rinah who is weeping and wailing, “I don’t like the letter F, Mama, I don’t like it.” #
- just spent an hour at the bank with two very opiniated children. #
- corrected her mailing address at the county auditor’s office thanks to the stupid frikken post office’s REPEATED screwups. #
- just changed the name on her driver’s license … it took 2 years for her to get her new soc sec number. #
- had her first iced white venti mocha (with whole milk and whip cream) in months. #
- has been so productive today all the dishes in the sink make her feel no guilt whatsoever … lallalaa. #
- just finished a lunch date at Olive Garden with Jill and her two daughters. #
- got her engagement ring checked and polished. So sparkly! Rinah says, “I want more diamonds, Mama.” #
- is mad at herself for forgetting to bring dog food … driving all the way home to get it. Gah! #
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Christopher Kou | 12:50 PM, Wednesday, March 4, 2009
My favorite one:
does not know how to comfort Rinah who is weeping and wailing, “I don’t like the letter F, Mama, I don’t like it.”
Hilarious.