Missing You
Ben wrote me a nice little note today. After I read it, I noticed the ads on the side and they cracked me up. I’ll be leaving Tokyo in a couple of days, back to the land where houses have air conditioning and husbands give foot massages.
P0®N for Women
If you’re male and married, go take a look. If you’re male and want to be married, you go, too.
Now Serving Dead Frog Salad
A Scottish woman eats salad and croaks up a dead frog.
Mmm. Yummy. LOL.
I had a huge, hairy caterpillar in my salad when I was 11 and for a long time after that I would always check my whole salad for creepy crawlies. Hm. Maybe that’s why I don’t like lettuce in my salad anymore. I like to have a ton of parsley and cilantro instead of lettuce.
(HT: Chris Witmer)
What Would You Do?
If someone came at you brandishing a screwdriver and yelling, “You’re evil!! You’re evil!! You’re evil!! God doesn’t love you!! You’re going to hell!! You’re going to hell!!” over and over and over again, what would you do?
LOL.
Berek’s Private Life
Emily and I talking about Berek.
- You mean he’s going to become celibate?
- Well … he’s celibate right now ….
Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
I got 9 out of 10 correct. Look at their eyes. The trick is to see which ones have evil dead-fish eyes and which ones have just plain dead-fish eyes.
NOT arwen . net
I followed a link from Dawn’s blog and it’s been cracking me up all day. Go read it. I can’t stop laughing. *disturbs sleeping baby laughing so loud*
Poke around the rest of the site, too. It’s hilarious.
Geek Dream
This song has been stuck in my head for the last couple weeks. Thanks a lot, Berek. (Read the subtitles!!)
I wanna learn Swedish. Who wants to go to Sweden with me?
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